“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing (Friends)
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Unknown
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott (The Office)
“I’m not shy, I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.” – Unknown
“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde
“I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.” – Unknown
“I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables, and when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Again.” – Unknown
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. And you’re wrong.” – Unknown
“I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to put the lens cap off.” – Unknown
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Unknown
“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. For the third time.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Still.” – Unknown
“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Once again.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just debating loudly.” – Unknown
“I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables, and when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.” – Unknown
“I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. You know, as usual.”- Unknown
“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my passionate opinions.” – Unknown
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“I’m not arguing, I’m just debating.” – Unknown
“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. And you’re wrong.” – Unknown
“I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.” – Unknown
“I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. For the millionth time.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my passionate opinions. Again.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.” – Unknown
“I’m not arguing, I’m just debating loudly.” – Unknown
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. As usual.” – Unknown
“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.” – Unknown
